A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO !!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and humped skinny long-legged girls with big tits, and hunted and fished, and raced cars, and went to naked bars and dated women half his age, and drank whisky, beer, and never heard bitching, and never paid child support, or divorce settlement, and kept his house and guns, and ate egg and chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on, and all his friends and family thought he was a cool bugger, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and pissed outside when he wanted.